Southern Legitimacy Statement: What makes me a real Southerner? I don't eat corn on the cob, it gets into my teeth, and takes forever to floss it out. I don't like grits, too runny. I don't speak like no Southerner from Aberdeen, MS (My ex-mother-in-law's hometown, she was a cotton picker and a snuff pincher, god bless her soul).
Oh, well, I give up. I am a Southerner because I lived and continue to live in the good ole South.
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